Ken Avidor calls it a 'melt down' (Jan. 31 22:26), but the rest of us recognize it as satire. We welcome to the Big Show its newest practitioner, TransportEnthusiast, and wish him or her good hunting. From the Seattle P-I Forum:
Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time for another episode of:
THE TRANSPORTATION FUNDAMENTALISTS! If it's not in their transportation bible, it's HERESY!.
"Knowledge will be SQUELCHED! Dissension, STRANGLED! Debate, STOMPED!
Go ahead, mention PRT! I dare you! YOU WILL BE BEATEN DOWN LIKE A 19-TH CENTURY EVOLUTIONIST IN KANSAS!
DIE YOU HERETIC PROMOTER OF GADGETBAHNEN!!
I AM WEINERBAHNEN! I AM CARTOONIST! I AM ALL KNOWING!"
Welcome to the age of enlightenment.
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"ALL SHALL FOLLOW THE SECOND COMMANDMENT OF WEINERBAHNEN:
THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP THE FALSE PROPHETS OF GADGETBAHNEN!
{thunderclap}
HE WHO WORSHIPS SCHNEIDER SHALL BE THROWN INTO THE FIERY PIT!
HE WHO WORSHIPS ANDERSON SHALL BE BANISHED TO THE FLOATING LUV POD!! (www.roadkillbill.com/PRT-LUVPOD%20-2.htm
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THY PROPHETS SHALL BE VUCHIC, SETTY, DEMERY, ISAACS! NONE ELSE!
I HAVE SPOKEN! I AM WEINERBAHNEN! I AM CARTOONIST! ALL SHALL OBEY!"
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"ALL SHALL OBEY THE THIRD COMMANDMENT OF TRANSIT FUNDAMENTALISM:
THOU SHALT NOT DEBATE! {thunderclap}
DEBATE IS THE WEAPON OF THE HERETIC GADGETBAHNERS!
THINE ONLY DEFENSE AGAINST DEBATE IS ATTACK!
ATTACK THINE ENEMY'S PROPHETS: ANDERSON, SCHNEIDER!
FILL THE AIR WITH MOCKERY OF THESE EVIL GADGETBAHNERS!
BANISH THEM TO THE FLOATING LOVE POD!
FOR IT IS WRITTEN THAT ALL WHO DO NOT FOLLOW THE HOLY WORD OF WEINERBAHNEN SHALL BE RIDICULED AS CULTISTS AND TOOLS OF THINE EVIL AUTO INDUSTRY!
HEAR MY WORDS FOR I HAVE SPOKEN! I AM WEINERBAHNEN! I AM CARTOONIST! I AM ALL KNOWING!"
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"HEAR MY FOURTH COMMANDMENT AND OBEY:
THOU SHALT SUPPRESS KNOWLEDGE IN ALL ITS FORMS! {thunderclap}
KNOWLEDGE IS THE CURRENCY OF THE GADGETBAHNERS!
KNOWLEDGE CLOUDS THE MINDS OF LOYAL FOLLOWERS OF THE MOST HOLY WEINERBAHNEN!
HEAR ME, MY LOYAL SUBJECTS: GO FORTH AND DESTROY THAT SACRILEGIOUS TEMPLE OF HERETIC KNOWLEDGE KNOWN AS WIKIPEDIA!
WIKIPEDIA IS KNOWLEDGE!
KNOWLEDGE IS EVIL!
WIKIPEDIA IS EVIL!
I HAVE SPOKEN! I AM WEINERBAHNEN! I AM CARTOONIST! ALL SHALL OBEY!"
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"HEAR ME AGAIN, O FAITHFUL SERVANTS!
JIMBO WALES, CREATOR OF THE UNHOLY SPREADER OF KNOWLEDGE WIKIPEDIA, IS AN ENEMY OF THE TRANSIT FUNDAMENTALISTS!
JIMBO CREATED WIKIPEDIA!
WIKIPEDIA IS A TOOL OF THE GADGETBAHNERS!
GADGETBAHNERS ARE EVIL!
JIMBO IS EVIL!!!
THE TRANSIT FUNDAMENTALISTS SHALL SEEK OUT AND DESTROY JIMBO WALES!!
I AM WEINERBAHNEN! I AM CARTOONIST!"
Source
Want to see a real meltdown? Take a look at ***'s old tBlog posting way back on July 25, 2005, comment 3.
gPRT
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