Now that I have the honor of being #1 on the Minnesota anti-PRT propagandist's new enemies list, I am starting to notice all sorts of amazing similarities and differences between him and #37.
| NIXON | NIXIDOR |
|---|---|
| Not trusted by Eisenhower | Born during Eisenhower Administration |
| Claimed to find microfilm inside pumpkin | Head shaped like pumpkin |
| Saw Commies around every corner | Sees PRTistas behind every Republican, vice versa |
| Gave Checkers speech about receiving gift of a cocker spaniel | Once lost game of checkers to cocker spaniel |
| A leader of the Red Scare | Claims PRT is anti-transit |
| Said "Sock it to me" on Laugh-In | Uses sock-puppetry on the internets |
| Closest advisors: Ehrlichman, Haldeman | Ned Luddington |
| Agnew | Joe Sixpack/Twelvepack |
| Secretly bombed Cambodia | Publicly bombed in Wikipedia conflict-of-interest accusations |
| Broke into the Watergate looking for dirt on Lawrence O'Brien | Said F-word to Lawrence Fabian on the phone |
| Broke into office of Daniel Ellsberg's psychiatrist | Implies smart people are crazy, have meltdowns |
| Talked to Kissinger in darkest hours | Talked to Ned Luddington |
| "Let me make this perfectly clear" | Muddies and confuses the issues |
| Agnew evaded income taxes | Reported CPRT to IRS |
| Negotiated with Chinese | Once wrote he wouldn't talk to me anymore |
| Dirty tricks made Ed Muskie cry | Lame tricks make PRT supporters laugh |
| Resigned in disgrace | I am resigned to fact that he'll always act disgracefully |
gPRT
Does Ken Avidor lose his flavor on the bedpost overnight?
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